chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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