We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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