Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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