If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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