you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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