Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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