That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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