Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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