Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
soo... how was my night?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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