do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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