we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
