he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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