theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize