i don't like sucking hair
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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