My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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