And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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