you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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