some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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