Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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