Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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