Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
this will be a night to untag.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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