we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
May the power of my ass compel you!!
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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