Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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