Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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