Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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