She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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