I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Randomize
