guys are not supposed to queef...right?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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