Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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