we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
The air taste purple.
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