I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
there is glitter all over my balls
Where are you guys?
Drunk
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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