Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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