btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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