Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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