he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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