If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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