so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
