Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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