Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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