I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
