I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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