ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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