i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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