He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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