He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize