:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
