I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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