Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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