So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Randomize
