i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
