I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
only you would photoshop your dick
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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