we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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