she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I need water and some morals
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