i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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