Its about making memories worth repressing
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
