In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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