Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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